casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
Oh my god lesbian weddings always make me crryyy!!! This one is so cute I’m going to die!!!
Oh gosh they are adorable.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
ahahahha all you guys around the world thinking that today’s the last fancy number date
not in america, bitches
do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?
well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.
video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.
if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition
more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”